Joe Steel's Celeb Blog

2006-08-28T02:51:00.000-04:00

Rachel Weisz.

Here's Rachel's big round ass...

I love the fact that Ms. Weisz isn't afraid to take her panties off and show off her furry muffin and her thick meaty asscheeks.

here's that ass:

no 'porn star trim' for Ms. Weisz, she's got bush:

here's a full-on, panties off look at her fur:

she is so sexy:

2006-08-28T02:41:00.000-04:00

Jamie Lee Curtis gets her tit sucked...here's a couple of short but sweet videos:

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2006-08-27T01:44:00.000-04:00

Chelah Horsdal gets completely naked in the "Masters of Horror" episode "Dreams In The Witch House".

Chelah is a sexy redhead who shocked me when about halfway through this episode of a horror series she takes off all of her clothes. I wasn't expecting her to get naked and was quite a thrill. I had it recorded on the DVR so I could go back and enjoy the scene again and again. She has a tight curvy body, nice firm tits, a cute pussy with a trim little bush, and a thick meaty ass.

I went ahead and put together a gallery of Chelah's full nude scene and included a video of the scene too. It's some good material, it'll get your blood flowing. Scroll down and enjoy.

Here's a publicity photo of Chelah:

Here's a montage of Chelah naked:

Here are some screen captures of Chelah nude...

Some full-frontal nudity:

I love her big round butt:

yummy

Chelah's nude sex scene:

Here's a zip file of all screen captures (36) of Chelah:
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Here's a high quality video of Chelah's nude scene:
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13.3 megs divx video

2006-08-25T03:23:00.000-04:00

Pictures of Samantha Fox's Pussy.

2006-08-25T02:58:00.000-04:00

Sam Heuston? Who is she, I don't know. A Brit Big Brother celeb of some fame.

She shows lots of skin, her whole body...bush. boobs, and buns.

here are some nice shots of her pussy lips....

she actually goes out in public pretty much naked.

here's Sam's big round ass...

Sam spreading her legs...

Here's another of her legs spread...

Some lesbian kissing...

One final pic of Sam getting frisky...

2006-05-23T01:24:00.001-04:00

Jennifer Tilly is one sexy bitch. Here are more hot pictures and videos of her for you to enjoy:

Now this looks like fun...

Here's Jen bumping and grinding...

Here's Ms. Tilly doing the deed...

Now that is a fine ass.

Here's more of Jennifer's sexy butt...

I'd bury my face in there.

Now this is a nice shot of Tilly bent over...

MILF

Flaunt your rack Ms. Tilly...

She has nice tits...

Jen is a feisty one...

Here's more pics of Jennifer fucking...

no panties, no bra, no clothes at all...

...very strokeworthy...

here's a vid of Jen's full nude sex scene with Vic Vega...

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here's a loop of that scene...

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here's Jennifer in a tiny, tight dress...

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If you like Jennifer Tilly, this clip will get you off...

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Jen, you are a hottie.

2006-05-22T03:33:00.000-04:00

Leelee Sobieski Is A Juggy Girl. She has a pretty face and an incredibly sexy body. She also has very large natural breasts. Her tits are easily on a par with Jennifer Love Hewitt's, and Leelee has actually gone nude (at various levels of nudity) quite a few times now. Here's some pics and vids of her completely naked to get your blood going...Now that's some good stuff.

This beautiful young actress is rather shy but she has one delicious body...

You can see right through her wet bikini bottoms.

here's a Leelee see-thru...

distant obscure nudity...

Leelee's big tits...

This lace top shows everything, nice pink and puffy nipples. Leelee's basically topless...

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She's been topless a few times now and she is starting to bare her nipples. She's even shown her bare breasts on prime-time TV.

Leelee bares her pretty pink nipples on a broadcast showing of some Tarzan show...

here's Leelee's bare crotch and breasts barely covered by her hands...

here's a peek at Leelee's pussy...

Hopefully she'll do full-frontal nudity soon...that would be a treat.

anyways, here's a stroke-worthy clip of Leelee being ordered to strip to skin. She tries in vain to cover her nakedness.
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2006-05-21T16:01:00.000-04:00

A bunch of assorted Julie Delpy pictures and videos....

here's a pic of Julie Delpy nude :

here's another picture of Julie Delpy topless :

here's a full-frontal view of Julie Delpy :

here's a better look at Julie Delpy's genitals :

here's a personal fantasy...having sex with Julie : ;)

yes...methinks she's a hottie:

here's some nude movies from when Julie Delpy was young...
Julie Delpy Nude In "Passion of Beatrice" 1 of 3

Julie Delpy Nude In "Passion of Beatrice" 2 of 3

Julie Delpy Nude In "Passion of Beatrice" 3 of 3

here are some more nude videos of Julie Delpy :
Julie Delpy Nude In "Killing Zoe" 1 of 4

Julie Delpy Nude In "Killing Zoe" 2 of 4

Julie Delpy Nude In "Killing Zoe" 3 of 4

Julie Delpy Nude In "Killing Zoe" 4 of 4

enjoy.

"That's Captain America, baby."
I've had an infatuation with Julie since I saw "Killing Zoe" on HBO like 10 years ago. She is one seriously yummy little number. I'm watching this fast-paced film all noided out with Eric Stolz bouncing about Europe (Paris if I remember correctly) all whacked out on heroin cracking safes, robbing banks, and pulling off capers...and whatnot. So he's in Paris in his hotel and he makes arrangements for an ala-carte escort and *wow* in comes Julie Delpy (aka Zoe). It's like 5 minutes of naked erotic goodness and then *bam*, Julie's thrown out in the public hallway naked. It really brings a fast-paced flick down to slow-motion goodness doublequick.

...needless to say, this film is recommended on DVD.

choice.

2006-03-27T02:57:00.000-05:00

Nicole Kidman young and yummy...free pics and vids.

I've got a thing for her, I'll admit it. Something about her...maybe it's her perfect ass...or her beautiful face...or the fact that she isn't bashful at all. Maybe its because she's a redhead. Maybe it's because she's shown every bare inch of her tight, little body.

Who am I to question it? Watch "Eyes Wide Shut"...or any of her movies for that matter...she is a hottie.

This is Nicole Kidman in "Dead Calm"...

Let's see here...Nicole, check...bare ass, check...bare breasts, check...erect nipples...check.

pics:

video:
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The following is nice...not much nudity from Nicole, just a nipple here and there...but there's some really hot simulated sex...you can just imagine.

pics:

video:
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The videos are DVD-direct vob files which are playable in PowerDVD or pretty much any program that can view a DVD.

bon appétit.

2006-03-27T02:30:00.000-05:00

Rachel Weisz's Pussy? Free vid and pics...

I see a dark patch between Rachel's legs when she bends forward...Iis that quim between those legs? I brightened it and the "pussy lips" area stays black...is this possible digital "airbrushing"?

Here are the pics and vids of the scene from "A Constant Gardener" where she is seen completely nude from behind in the shower. Rachel has a healthy, round ass and shapely legs. When she bends forward you can see right between her legs. I've tried sharpening and brigthening the scene, but I can't quite make out her vagina. Maybe we'll be able to see her pussy lips when the movie comes out in better resolution on Hi-Def.

In the meantime I present to you, Ms. Rachel Weisz's bare behind:

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I'd say that Rachel Weisz gives us a peek at her genitals. That's right, the darkness between her legs is her bare cunt.

here are the raw BMP image files if you want them:
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video:
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The video is a DVD vob file which is playable in PowerDVD or pretty much any program that can view a DVD. It's very high quality with no compression.

There's just something about Rachel Weisz that grabs me right by the balls. She has a great body with a dark furry bush (as seen in "Stealing Beauty" and "I Want You"). She is one hot Jew. Imagine a night with her...wow.

Rachel isn't at all shy about baring her body. She's shown her pussy in at least 3 movies, that's an impressive record for a 'serious' actress. She's even got much older actresses such as Demi Moore and Jamie Lee Curtis beat when it come to showing the muff. Hopefully one day we get to see a clear open-leg shot or maybe a full-penetration sex scene (like Chloe Sevigny's blowjob scene in "Brown Bunny").

2006-03-27T02:09:00.000-05:00

Ione Skye young and naked...free pics and vids.

Ione Skye in her prime. There's nothing sweeter.

I first saw Ione years ago in the movie "River's Edge" where she plays a somewhat sullen teenager. It wasn't a very sensual role, but Ione's beautiful face had burned itself into my memory.

Late at night way-back-when, I'm watching Cinemax or HBO and this movie named "The Rachel Papers" comes on. Ione Skye is gorgeous in this movie. She has a lovely face and luscious curves, and she knows how to show off her assets very flatteringly. Needless to say Ione gets naked in this movie...shockingly naked because I wasn't expecting it. The film's first half is a standard fare boy-chases-girl film, but then it shifts gears into hot softcore sex...mmmm, delicious.

Here's Ione stripping down to her panties:

She is eye candy.

pics:

video:
CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

The video is a DVD vob file which is playable in PowerDVD or pretty much any program that can view a DVD. It's very high quality with no compression.

enjoy.

2006-03-21T02:47:00.001-05:00

Jennifer Tilly is jackworthy. I was watching TV with the wife and I came across Ms. Tilly playing in a high stakes poker tournament, with this incredible deep cleavage. Her swollen, creamy breasts were pretty much on display. I really dig Jen, I'd sure love to spend a weekend with her.

She isn't shy about using her boobs to attract attention. Let's review...Jennifer always seems to have her breasts out. All pushed-up and swollen. From her dance scenes in Blue Iguana I know that she has a serious ass on her. When Jen's fucking Michael Madsen in The Getaway there are more scenes where we see Jennifer's bare body.

She hasn't done any full-frontal nudity up to now. There have been complex nude shots and strategic nudity, but no pussy shots. In other words, Jen hasn't shown her muff yet, but here's to hoping. She certainly is frisky so maybe one day we'll get to see her quim in a movie. I know I'd make a mess many times. :)

Here's some nice pics of Jen:

Jennifer Tilly Nude Sex.
A Personal Fantasy Of Mine.

More Jennifer Tilly Sex.
I'm Jealous Of Madsen.

Jennifer Tilly's Hot Meaty Ass.
Now That's A Behind.

Ms. Tilly's Awesome Body.

Jennifer Tilly See-thru.
...you know, just a peek where you have to turn up the brightness to see anything...

That's it from me for tonight.

2006-03-15T03:00:00.000-05:00

Beth Toussaint's Rock-Hard Nipples And Perky Breasts...

I had an ex-girlfriend (mean bitch but a really, really good fuck) that watched Star Trek. One day this episode of TNG comes on and there's this chick with these incredible tits with rock-hard nipples. She's wearing these outfits that made my head feel light and got me excited in a major way.

...wait, I'm reviewing the episode (Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 4 Episode 6 "Legacy") right now...

The episode is 42:53 in duration. The first "Beth Scene" is at 10:27. She is wearing a silk shirt covered with an open leather jacket and high-riding somewhat baggy pants. The crease in her shirt between her breasts gives away that she has some stiff nips under that jacket.

**off topic** Every time I see Deanna LaTroi I can't help but remember her incredible nude scenes in "The Wicked Lady" (where we see her full-frontal showing her bouncing boobs and her furry muffin) and "Death Wish 3" where she is nude and wiggling and writhing in the intense scene with the gang members. She gets my dick hard. A certain fantasy revolves around Marina Sirtis, a bottle of whisky, and Elisabeth Shue. There are a few frames of Miss Shue in the movie "Molly" where she shows the works...fully nude. I'll put it to you this way, you can see that she keeps her lawn trimmed. Elisabeth's ass and legs are ripe and meaty. Shue pops her nipples out in the great scene in "Leaving Las Vegas" where Cage is sucking them and also another great scene in "The Trigger Effect" where she plays with her boob and touches her exposed nipple. Shue showed side boob with a flash of nip in her love scene with Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"...which brings me to:

Lea Thompson. *sigh* In her younger days she melted my heart and made my knees go weak. I've seen her full-nude scene in "All the Right Moves" so many times because it's a great scene where a gorgeous actress shows her naked body at her peak of perfection. You can also see a flash of Cruise's cock in the scene too, they were both completely nude. In the scene, Lea shows awareness that she's naked and appears self-conscious, that's just such a big turn-on for me. Lea nude in ATRM gets me every time...slow-motion and pause are useful. Very jackworthy.

OK, I was going to get back to Beth Toussaint...oh well.